They’re everywhere, a nuisance to society. Stealing money from toilets and urinals globally. Well its time we devise a plan for catching them red handed and let justice be served.

The Problem: Coins being stolen from the bottom of toilets.

Materials Needed:

1. Quarter
2. 15 feet of clear 20lbs fishing line
3. Super Glue
4. Toilet

The Solution:

1. After repeated occurances you will need to set a trap. Here you will need to super glue one end of they fishing line to the quarter.
2. Create a lasso with the sting around the base of the toilet, going UNDER the toilet seat. Spread the lasso out far enough around the toilet where it is not noticable while standing at the toilet.
3. Drop the quarter into the bottom of the toilet.

How It works:

As the thief approaches the toilet he will stand within the lasso. as he reaches in for the quarter and pulls it upward the fishing line will be pulled tight as it is laced through the toilet lid. As the coin is pulled harder the lasso pulls tighter sweeping his/her feet from under them and tying them to the toilet.

There we have it. The safety of man kind in the restroom has now been restored using a few everyday items and a little cleverness. Please pass this on to people who have suffered from toilet quarter thiefs(Also referred to as TQT Syndrome).

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